FASHION HURTZ

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Hello world, this is Dre from the infamous BKBoyeez, Dre this is the world. He is 1/4 of the team from the borough of BK. BKBoyeez are bloggers, fashionastas, connoisseurs, leaders and through their blog you get the Brooklyn experience. We have also collab with them on photo shoot seen here. In this flick he is rocking the classic Get High tee. Dre is next up in the Q+A series, so enjoy his answers to our most random questions, and if you know us we can get really random.

1. A woman has 47 children, half of them are boys. How can this be possible? 47 kids…? Damn Fresh, why does my first one have to be a trick question? …Shit, I dunno. Nowadays, anything is possible. The real question is: Who’s feeding these mofos?

2. Blue x Green = what? BLEEEN. Duhhh! LMAO. Nah, I think it’ll make like a teal or turquoise color. But if you’re talking emotion, I’d say don’t mix the two. Imagine feeling BLUE (just down & out) and GREEN (just jealous with envy) all at the same time? Now I’m no psychic nor am I a shrink, but you’ll probably catch yourself a case the day you tap into those feelings simultaneously. You’re better off staying home; it’s not gonna be a good one.

3. Fill in the blank: …I have a dream that one day this tired ass computer will stop playing games and live out the true meaning of its pricetag: “We hold these feelings to be true to everything we love: that all men are just feins for internet porn!” (we can’t help it!)

4. Hypothetically speaking, if you could put black faces on the money who would be on the $100, 50, 20, 10, 2, 1, quarter, nickel, dime and penny?
- $100: Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. (because if it wasn’t for him…) …well, you finish that statement.
- $50: President Barack Obama AND first lady, Michelle Obama. (yes, two people- there’s a first time for everything!)
- $20: Oprah Winfrey. (Just because EVERYONE loves Oprah!)
- $10: Quincy Jones. (He sure knows how to make & keep making money, and I’m sure he’ll look good on a bill.)
- $2: Michael Jackson circa 1971. ($2 bills are RARE and ANYTHING “Michael Jackson” is a great collector’s item.)
- $1: Michael Jordan. (Kids love Jordans and everyone just wants to be like Mike. If you have a kid that’s feinin’ for “a pair of Jordans” you can’t quite afford, a couple dollar bills will always shut ‘em up!)
- Quarter: Reverend Run from Run DMC. (He’s just so inspiring, and he has hella common sense.) …Excuse the pun.
- Dime: Tyra Banks. (She’s a dime! …and very BANKABLE!)
- Nickel: Notorious B.I.G. (I love Biggie, and “nicks” are probably where he got his start.True Story!)
- Penny: Bob Marley. (Just like Oprah, EVERYONE loves BOB!)

5. How it feel to wake up and be the sh!t and the urine? Like Porcelain, baby! I’m just tryna come out. (LOL…that was lame!)

6. Got a hot date and you can choose the shorty, who would it be: a) Toccara from Top Model or Toccara that is always on BET? Because there IS a difference. I’d have to go with the first one- Toccara from Top Model. That’s the Toccara I was first introduced to. The FIRST plus-size model chick on the reality series, not the TV personality turned occassional actress. Every dude wants a model on their arm and since I get to choose, I want the Toccara with the 14 page spread in the all Black issue of Vogue Italia. She’s the FIRST Black plus-size model to grace the pages of that elite fashion magazine. Now SHE’S MAJOR!

7. If the old woman still lived in a shoe, which shoe would it be? A classic, brown vintage Oxford/Victorian shoe with a 4- inch or “4-story” heel. I’m a fein for any long legged woman in a high ass heel. Her ‘ole ass can walk all over me in those. LOL!

8. Who would in a battle between the Stanky Leg and Nuh Linga? Wha kinna foolishness yuh a ask mi seh? Nuh muss Nuh Linga! Caa from yuh “Sweep yuh foot to di right an snap yuh finga… NUH LINGA! NUH LINGA!” Da Elephant Man tune deh mash up di ‘ole a di dancehall. Sumadi seh PUUULLL UPPPP!!!!

9. What does it take to be a BK Boyee? Pride. A Strong Sense of Individuality. Raw Talent. A Hustler’s Mentality. The Perfect Balance of Confidence and Cockiness. Loyalty for BK all day, everyday.

10. Any last words for your audience? Thanks for sitting thru that- definitely ‘preciate it. I promise, I’m not always that random. Yo! I’m currently writing for a dope Urban online magazine www.BKBOYEEZ.com, so check that out as its updated on a daily. You’ll find personal and professional insight on Fashion- tips, trends, shows and shops; exclusive features on Burgeoning & Innovative Art- both audio and visual; and ways to conquer the inevitable Facts of Life- whether it’s total body maintenance, love, worldly issues, or spontaneous ways to enhance your nightlife’s social GPA. But always keeping it BROOKLYN, of course! Gotta shout out my Boyeez- KuTTy & FaBid. Shout out to Fresh & Ones- the dynamic duo behind Fashion Hurtz, for catching me off guard and putting my random ass thoughts on front street. Special shout to all my fellow Brooklynites. Keep holdin’ down the borough. And I’m out..

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